i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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