found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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