We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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