i was rollin on her like bob the builder
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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