But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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