Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
is this the sara with the beer cane?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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