im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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