ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Randomize
