my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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