They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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