The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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