If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
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