haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Actions speak louder than pants.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I had to cum in my sink.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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