Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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