theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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