im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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