i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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