I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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