Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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