Her vagina should come with caution tape.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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