maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Randomize
