what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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