Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
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