i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
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