What a fucking waste of an outfit
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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