normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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