Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
