Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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