Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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