i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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