New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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