He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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