just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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