Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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