Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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