I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Randomize
