you traded sex for a burrito?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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