i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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