dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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