You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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