problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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