i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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