Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Randomize
