i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
why do cheetos always look like penises
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
