Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
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