oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I am one with the molecules
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Hey! you should come over!
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