We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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