garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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