I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
how drunk are you?
Several
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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