Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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