why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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