Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
my god I love twenty year old dicks
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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