AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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