O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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