hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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