Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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